ed lopez

This is a very entertaining question to ask people. Tonight I asked "What do you really want?" to a girl my friend Rob met at a bar. She responded my telling me she wants a man that is stable, dependable and "spicy". I asked her what was more important in a man.. stable or spicy? She said stable.. and hopefully it can turn spicy. I asked her to define spicy, and she responded, "I got a box of sex toys that can be placed in any orifice on my body."

WOW! In less than 5 minutes, I learned everything I needed to know to tell Rob that he better go home with her tonight. Boom.