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Here are the results of the draft. Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps and Alpha Dragons auto picked their teams since they did not show up for the draft. I have remarks (not to be confused with analysis) for each round below.

Round: 1
** (1) Can’t Support It – Adrian Peterson RB
(2) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Chris Johnson RB
(3) Alpha Dragons – Jamaal Charles RB
(4) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – Arian Foster RB
(5) Team Swagged Out – Maurice Jones-Drew RB
(6) Team Barcelona – Ray Rice RB
(7) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – LeSean McCoy RB
(8) Team I. – Rashard Mendenhall RB
(9) Team Graim – Michael Vick QB
(10) AND LARSON – Aaron Rodgers QB
(11) Team Hollywood Heebz – Philip Rivers QB
(12) Team LA Bulldogs – Michael Turner RB

AP the safe number 1 choice. Philip Rivers going in the first round was a big surprise.

Round: 2
(13) Team LA Bulldogs – Drew Brees QB
(14) Team Hollywood Heebz – Calvin Johnson WR
(15) AND LARSON – Andre Johnson WR
(16) Team Graim – Roddy White WR
(17) Team I. – Tom Brady QB
(18) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Frank Gore RB
(19) Team Barcelona – Darren McFadden RB
(20) Team Swagged Out – Peyton Manning QB
(21) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – LeGarrette Blount RB
(22) Alpha Dragons – Greg Jennings WR
(23) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Hakeem Nicks WR
** (24) Can’t Support It – Larry Fitzgerald WR

Peyton Manning was a shocker in round 2. Fitzy fell on my lap at 24.

Round: 3
** (25) Can’t Support It – Matt Forte RB
(26) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Steven Jackson RB
(27) Alpha Dragons – Mike Wallace WR
(28) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – Vincent Jackson WR
(29) Team Swagged Out – DeSean Jackson WR
(30) Team Barcelona – Ahmad Bradshaw RB
(31) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Miles Austin WR
(32) Team I. – Peyton Hillis RB
(33) Team Graim – Felix Jones RB
(34) AND LARSON – Reggie Wayne WR
(35) Team Hollywood Heebz – Knowshon Moreno RB
(36) Team LA Bulldogs – DeAngelo Williams RB

Picks 33-36 were selected as a result of RBs flying off the board. Wayne without Manning is a bad pick here.

Round: 4
(37) Team LA Bulldogs – Jahvid Best RB
(38) Team Hollywood Heebz – Beanie Wells RB
(39) AND LARSON – Mike Williams WR
(40) Team Graim – Dez Bryant WR
(41) Team I. – Antonio Gates TE
(42) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Tony Romo QB
(43) Team Barcelona – Dwayne Bowe WR
(44) Team Swagged Out – Shonn Greene RB
(45) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB
(46) Alpha Dragons – Jeremy Maclin WR
(47) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Marques Colston WR
** (48) Can’t Support It – Brandon Lloyd WR

Good picks overall in RD 4 for everyone. Gates was the first TE taken.

Round: 5
** (49) Can’t Support It – Jason Witten TE
(50) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Matt Schaub QB
(51) Alpha Dragons – Jonathan Stewart RB
(52) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – Jermichael Finley TE
(53) Team Swagged Out – Santonio Holmes WR
(54) Team Barcelona – Ben Roethlisberger QB
(55) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Kenny Britt WR
(56) Team I. – Steve Johnson WR
(57) Team Graim – Ryan Mathews RB
(58) AND LARSON – Fred Jackson RB
(59) Team Hollywood Heebz – Cedric Benson RB
(60) Team LA Bulldogs – Anquan Boldin WR

Best player taken here is Big Ben.

Round: 6
(61) Team LA Bulldogs – Wes Welker WR
(62) Team Hollywood Heebz – Chad Ochocinco WR
(63) AND LARSON – Mark Ingram RB
(64) Team Graim – Marshawn Lynch RB
(65) Team I. – Percy Harvin WR
(66) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Dallas Clark TE
(67) Team Barcelona – Mario Manningham WR
(68) Team Swagged Out – Matt Ryan QB
(69) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – Brandon Marshall WR
(70) Alpha Dragons – Josh Freeman QB
(71) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Ryan Grant RB
** (72) Can’t Support It – Austin Collie WR

Welker in rd6 is a steal. Players selected in this round will do better than people selected in the rd4 IMO.

Round: 7
** (73) Can’t Support It – Eli Manning QB
(74) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Vernon Davis TE
(75) Alpha Dragons – Owen Daniels TE
(76) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – Joe Flacco QB
(77) Team Swagged Out – Marcedes Lewis TE
(78) Team Barcelona – Steve Smith WR
(79) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Sidney Rice WR
(80) Team I. – A.J. Green WR
(81) Team Graim – Pierre Garcon WR
(82) AND LARSON – Tim Hightower RB
(83) Team Hollywood Heebz – Michael Crabtree WR
(84) Team LA Bulldogs – Zach Miller TE

I am not a believer in Green or Crabtree so those are wasted picks this early. Mostly TE’s here.

Round: 8
(85) Team LA Bulldogs – Packers D/ST D/ST
(86) Team Hollywood Heebz – James Starks RB
(87) AND LARSON – Julio Jones WR
(88) Team Graim – Steelers D/ST D/ST
(89) Team I. – Jets D/ST D/ST
(90) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Reggie Bush RB
(91) Team Barcelona – Sam Bradford QB
(92) Team Swagged Out – Eagles D/ST D/ST
(93) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – Santana Moss WR
(94) Alpha Dragons – Pierre Thomas RB
(95) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Joseph Addai RB
** (96) Can’t Support It – Malcom Floyd WR

Defenses selected here and Swagged Out was denied his Jets D. Reggie Bush is a pointless fantasy player.

Round: 9
** (97) Can’t Support It – Lee Evans WR
(98) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Daniel Thomas RB
(99) Alpha Dragons – Johnny Knox WR
(100) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – James Jones WR
(101) Team Swagged Out – Plaxico Burress WR
(102) Team Barcelona – Kellen Winslow TE
(103) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Mike Tolbert RB
(104) Team I. – Lance Moore WR
(105) Team Graim – Jimmy Graham TE
(106) AND LARSON – Ravens D/ST D/ST
(107) Team Hollywood Heebz – Tony Gonzalez TE
(108) Team LA Bulldogs – Nate Kaeding K

Evans and Moore have the most upside here. Knox is not a guaranteed starter.

Round: 10
(109) Team LA Bulldogs – Mike Thomas WR
(110) Team Hollywood Heebz – C.J. Spiller RB
(111) AND LARSON – Brandon Pettigrew TE
(112) Team Graim – Michael Bush RB
(113) Team I. – Ryan Torain RB
(114) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Braylon Edwards WR
(115) Team Barcelona – Willis McGahee RB
(116) Team Swagged Out – Bears D/ST D/ST
(117) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – Brandon Jacobs RB
(118) Alpha Dragons – Jordy Nelson WR
(119) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Roy Williams WR
** (120) Can’t Support It – Robert Meachem WR

Edwards and Nelson are great picks in the 10th round.

Round: 11
** (121) Can’t Support It – Matthew Stafford QB
(122) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Jay Cutler QB
(123) Alpha Dragons – Matt Cassel QB
(124) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – Kevin Kolb QB
(125) Team Swagged Out – Mike Sims-Walker WR
(126) Team Barcelona – Falcons D/ST D/ST
(127) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Lions D/ST D/ST
(128) Team I. – Hines Ward WR
(129) Team Graim – LaDainian Tomlinson RB
(130) AND LARSON – Colt McCoy QB
(131) Team Hollywood Heebz – Saints D/ST D/ST
(132) Team LA Bulldogs – Greg Olsen TE

Stafford was selected to piss the Heebz off. It felt good. Kolb was the strongest pick in this round.

Round: 12
(133) Team LA Bulldogs – Ricky Williams RB
(134) Team Hollywood Heebz – Thomas Jones RB
(135) AND LARSON – Ben Tate RB
(136) Team Graim – Jacoby Ford WR
(137) Team I. – Danny Woodhead RB
(138) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Deion Branch WR
(139) Team Barcelona – Davone Bess WR
(140) Team Swagged Out – Ronnie Brown RB
(141) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – Neil Rackers K
(142) Alpha Dragons – Mark Sanchez QB
(143) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Jerome Simpson WR
** (144) Can’t Support It – Billy Cundiff K

Just garbage.

Round: 13
** (145) Can’t Support It – Patriots D/ST D/ST
(146) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – David Garrard QB
(147) Alpha Dragons – Jerome Harrison RB
(148) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – Chargers D/ST D/ST
(149) Team Swagged Out – Mike Williams WR
(150) Team Barcelona – Rob Gronkowski TE
(151) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Roy Helu RB
(152) Team I. – Dustin Keller TE
(153) Team Graim – Donovan McNabb QB
(154) AND LARSON – Danny Amendola WR
(155) Team Hollywood Heebz – Sebastian Janikowski K
(156) Team LA Bulldogs – Kyle Orton QB

Amendola will provide great value here.

Round: 14
(157) Team LA Bulldogs – Jason Campbell QB
(158) Team Hollywood Heebz – Ryan Fitzpatrick QB
(159) AND LARSON – Donnie Avery WR
(160) Team Graim – Josh Brown K
(161) Team I. – Matt Hasselbeck QB
(162) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Chad Henne QB
(163) Team Barcelona – Darren Sproles RB
(164) Team Swagged Out – Nick Folk K
(165) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – Montario Hardesty RB
(166) Alpha Dragons – Rob Bironas K
(167) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Stephen Gostkowski K
** (168) Can’t Support It – Emmanuel Sanders WR

This is were sleepers should be picked. Mine was Sanders. Hardesty was a cock block move by Luke the Puke.

Round: 15
** (169) Can’t Support It – Jason Snelling RB
(170) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Mason Crosby K
(171) Alpha Dragons – John Kasay K
(172) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – DeMarco Murray RB
(173) Team Swagged Out – Chris Cooley TE
(174) Team Barcelona – 49ers D/ST D/ST
(175) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Kendall Hunter RB
(176) Team I. – Alex Henery K
(177) Team Graim – Rashad Jennings RB
(178) AND LARSON – Matt Bryant K
(179) Team Hollywood Heebz – Donald Driver WR
(180) Team LA Bulldogs – Derrick Mason WR

And this is why I ended up with Snelling. My worst pick in the draft. Hunter was a good handcuff pick. Jennings was a great pick if you like guys who are not playing this year.

Round: 16
(181) Team LA Bulldogs – Anthony Dixon RB
(182) Team Hollywood Heebz – Mike Goodson RB
(183) AND LARSON – Adam Vinatieri K
(184) Team Graim – Steve Breaston WR
(185) Team I. – Titus Young WR
(186) DEZZIE DOES DALLAS – Matt Prater K
(187) Team Barcelona – David Akers K
(188) Team Swagged Out – Jacoby Jones WR
(189) Silver Lake Duke of Earl – Kevin Walter WR
(190) Alpha Dragons – Chiefs D/ST D/ST
(191) Fwiz’s Nautical Pimps – Giants D/ST D/ST
** (192) Can’t Support It – Aaron Hernandez TE

Incredibly, Hernandez went last in our draft. I didn’t need him but I picked him up to block another owner. Young is an interesting pick here but Rookie WRs never do shit year 1.